Sunday, September 25, 2011

weekend n the COUCH !!

well, weekends can be long , so long that you hardly leave your couch even when there is an emergency in the kitchen where u need to run to turn off the stove or when u have to answer a nature call.Yes ,the word is Lazy !!
You know you have lots to do, you got to get ready for the next week, do your grocery, laundry,cooking, clean up -both home n yourself;) but still sometimes you dont feel like leaving the comfort the couch in front of the TV offers you all day.The day begins on a good note ,you wake up all early with a great plan for the day ,  you cook all nice breakfast, hurry to the restroom n return just brushing your teeth thinking bathing can wait till you have Ur first meal of the day, you eat your breakfast..throw the plate in the sink thinking washing can wait, ok-I have done lots today, why dont I rest on my super couch for a while now, then I will start executing my plan is what you think before  planting your ass on that trap .hmmmmm, wat do i do now in few minutes of my rest time here, pick the remote, browse the channel, oh i find a nice Brad Pitt movie I havent seen in a while now,wow I m so lucky I turn the tv in he is on ,but wait the commercial is running i will get my laptop n check my emails , have done checking emails, going through online news and facebook...oh somebody has posted a 348 pics os there Euro trip, why dont I sit down n finish viewing them all so that it ll help me when i go there on my wORLD trip , ok next next next---243 times then u decide its a waste of time . so you click See all, then realize the commercial is  over n the movie is back, but wait a minute a phone rings n you take the phone which was just right in front of you and you dint have to get up n walk, you mute the tv,logout from the social site and head to the conversation...its noon bye then.!!!

After cooking lunch which comes between you and your couch you again leave the kitchen halfway through in its cleaning and  get back with your plate served with egg whites- which was boiling all the time when i was cooling it n the couch, then the apples and finally some cooked lentils .What do i watch now, I am like a kid when it comes to eating, I mean I need an entertainment form preferably a visual treat -a tv program and maybe its just coincidence that me and other kids like to watch Disney channel.There  is this serial Good luck charlie which I watch crazily all time. I first go through the tv guide and learn how many episodes of this how is going to be on tv all day, then I plan my meal , my day accordingly;)this finishes the lunch part..maybe the nap part also cos after eating little by just cooking little in the name of diet you feel tired and not so energetic, so u doze of on the broad and wide, fully brown in color couch for 3 long hours.

Almost 7 pm and you are half  awake and fully hungry, go get a face wash, just brush your hair and take your keys to get some TO go food from Panda express, mind says let me not order fried rice but body says I am hungry I need energy, go for it, then mind compromises--c'mmon just one day,and the rice with 2 other entrees are ready TO GO into my stomach.Not just like that , only after I got home, served them in a porcelain plate and sat on my not to let me go COUCH ...........



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